chromolumenumberseven:

If Stephen Sondheim musicals came with accurate subtitles.

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thparkaly:

"The more restrictions you have, the easier anything is to write." - Stephen Sondheim

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condommodel:

check out this picture of a floating head

image

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renkos:

ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby

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queen-of-bakerstreet:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

"I’m so hungry I could eat a horse"

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Ah the movie in which Jensen plays a bisexual man in a poly-amorous relationship with a man named “Cass” and Marilyn Monroe. Lovely. Oh um, I’m sorry, what were you saying about how Jensen would be uncomfortable playing a character that falls in love with a man?


kristoffbell:

ooohasiaxxx:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

Im jealous.

i’m aroused

kristoffbell:

ooohasiaxxx:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

Im jealous.

i’m aroused

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dannyael:

lunacalypso:

"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe


Maggie Smith saved the wizarding world

dannyael:

lunacalypso:

"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe

Maggie Smith saved the wizarding world

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